Sasuke and sakura fanfiction the dating game
The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Naruto Uzumaki, from the Uzumaki family of ninja, transfers into the famous Hanzo Academy after being turned down by every other school due to strange attack on any school housing an Uzumaki ninja. Rated for language and possible situations later on. After years of bad luck, the girl of Krillin's dreams has finally walked into his life. After a fight with his friends, an indignant Ron Weasley abandons his search for horcruxes and storms off into the forest whereupon he comes into contact with a very strange muggle boy in a suit of armor . Eventually giving in, he stays with them to discover that Earth is more unlucky than Planet Vegeta. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Nothing but Ron seeing Harry across the room, bloody and dirty and alive, and feeling like crying.
The Chief just wished they had picked someone else. Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. A collection of short stories, united only by a LOOPY creative drive that makes for a unique, insightful, and often humorous experience.A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? That last one will never be answered."The equinox is about balance, Legolas," said Aragorn. To bring forth a new spring, we all must grieve." / Frodo has sailed from Middle-earth. AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Now they will embark on a journey to satisfy their lust and share it with anyone that's willing to join in. Lemonfic A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip...Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Redux chapters: 6She wasn't quite dripping, but was clearly wet: her clothes clung to her, hugging her curves and her frame; her eyes weren't indignant, but bright, excited, a mild child-like wonder edging the rims of her irises. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix? For Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn, there are unspoken griefs and temporary solutions. but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."Bardock's curse sends him to a mysterious place where weaklings are abundant and an odd trio claim to be his family. Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead.Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts. Secrets are revealed, but are these the answers he was seeking? Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other...actually a fairly common trick in the circus. A collection of (crack)drabbles featuring various characters from the series.Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. Sokka is taken prisoner by the Fire Nation after the invasion failed. The outbreak of a war unlike any before it threatens to overshadow Team 7's reunion after three years of intense training as the threat of the Akatsuki descends upon the ninja world. The members of the Republic City council are being allocated body guards to keep them safe during an important political movement, but when Sokka is assigned a particular woman that he hasn't spoken to for years, what shenanigans will ensue? Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. —Auror mystery, Harry-Ron friendship, and canon ships.
The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood. He'd always known the bloke was barmy, but embracing bureaucracy?
Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko? Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Lo and behold, Harry Potter is beginning to miss the thrill of having Death breathe down his neck.
Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. His boredom is hardly surprising: his solution, however, is nothing short of show-stopping. Due to a change in Bardock's final stand, Kakarot's spaceship forsakes its original destination and indirectly leaves the Earth without its intended savior.
The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. Alone behind enemy lines he is at the mercy of Azula, but will his charm sway her to reconsider? Meanwhile, Hinata finds that putting her cursed seal behind her is a task much easier said than done. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents?
Sequel to Failings and Misunderstandings."You know what happened. You cannot despise me more than I despise myself." This story was created to explain Albus Dumbledore as a character in the most Canon-conforming way possible. people always told Gar that he was overly optimistic, but he was feeling really good about this new team. What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them?
Contains Albus/Gellert and Gellert manipulating Credence (slash). Fantastic Beasts material starts on Chapter 16 and up. A one-eyed psycho chick, a partially reformed alien despot, a kid who basically sold his soul to the devil, and now a girl who has more identities than fingers . ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.